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heysammy:

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I LIVE LIFE ON TUMBLR:

A cover of Billy Joel’s We Didn’t Start the Fire, but with 204% more internetz.

Tried to get most fandoms in there but argh there are so many *flails* *dies*

LYRICS:

Fangirl squeals, Doctor Who, reblog is all I do,
watching Sherlock, Reichenfeels, we need Season Three.

Gorgeous graphics, keyboard smashing, signal boosts and Mako-bashing,
Bryke is trolling, Moffat’s trolling, perfect OTP,

Social justice, F-bombs, food porn, om nom nom,
Mean Girls, “The Life and Times,” and lawnmowers that can fly,

Please stop tagging your hate, this fic never updates,
all my feels, oh my Godtiss, holy shit I’m gonna cry!

I live life on Tumblr
Yeah, I went through hell
to get this URL
cause I live life on Tumblr
Let me love you, bby,
so call me maybe?

Hiddlestoners, Cumberbabes, who cares if they’re twice our age?
Shipping schism, activism, Stewart and Colbert.

Real talk, spam? block, Steve and Tony, Johnlock
and on art blogs, random pics of hair.

Yes this, now kiss, all my feelings in a gif,
Princess Kuzco, SOPA ban, lost ability to can,

Fanart, safe for work? Blatant porn, don’t look
Fluffy fics, fanmix, what the hell is Facebook?

I live life on Tumblr
Yeah, I went through hell
to get this URL
cause I live life on Tumblr
Let me love you, bby,
so call me maybe?

Rage toons, screAMING YELL, Merthur and Destiel,
Ruined life, (you tool,) learned more from my dash than school.

Goodbye MegaUpload, reblog this potato!
Cat pics are heaven-sent, “fuck you” is a compliment.

Superwholock, John Green, badass Katniss Everdeen,
Douche anons, torrent host, this has been a text post,

Bridesmaids, irony, overuse of “literally”
GPOY, lol nope, how’d this get ten thousand notes?!

I live life on Tumblr
Yeah, I went through hell
to get this URL
cause I live life on Tumblr
Let me love you, bby,
so call me maybe?

Ovaries long-gone, screw M. Night Shyamalan,
Askbox limits suck, I’ll tell you ‘bout Homestuck.

Game of Thrones, out of spite, killed off everyone you liked -
Amurrica is so free, Post-Potter Misery

Sepia? Hipster found! Existential quotes abound,
Missing E., can’t unsee, ehehehe LOKI’D!

I live life on Tumblr
Yeah, I went through hell
to get this URL
cause I live life on Tumblr
Let me love you, bby,
so call me maybe?

All my creys, typeface and vids I do not understand
Wow rUDE, spONGEBOB sTOP, too bad I can’t Photoshop

Canon/fanon, what the hey, think I’ll ship it anyway,
Be right back I’m tearbending, why is Finchel still a thing? ((sorry, authorial bias showing, heh))

Special snowflakes, Yu-Gi-Oh, da da dadadada da da AFRO,
Germany, Italy, ship them like Dramione.

No regret, that I met, strangers on the internet
thanks to Rule 34, I can’t even anymore!

I live life on Tumblr
Yeah, I went through hell
to get this URL
cause I live life on Tumblr
Let me love you, bby,
so call me maybe?

Hey, I just met you… and this is crazy. But here’s my number, so call me maybe? 

going back to 505.: My Giveaways:

tomhiddles:

What I feared has happened. I received an email notifying that my giveaways are outside the rules of Tumblr. I discovered this just yesterday and it looks like someone notified the Tumblr staff about this, ehehehe.

You can check the rules here:

Contest, Sweepstakes, and Giveaway…

Way to go tumblr, cockblocking international giveaways :/ this is bullshit!

I mean how will a person reach a wider audience if a givaway is limited to your own country? Why should people from smaller countries be penalized and not be able to partake in interesting giveaways??

coffee

Me: I'll close down tumblr and get some coffee *closes down tab*
Tumblr: Haha nope, you have five tabs of me open, look! There's something on your dash you must've missed before!
Me: OoOoOooooo ... hold on a second, wasn't I supposed say something...?
Me: *opens up a chat post writing "coffee" in the title*
Me: *staring blankly at the screen*
Tumblr: I'm fuckin' yo shit up.

Dear Tumblr, I need some advice.

I’m going to a con (NärCon) in approx. two weeks and I have a table … meaning I’m going to be selling things ;v; so please name your favourite character and maybe name me some animus that are popular right now and I’d be ever so greatful!

Special brownie-points for Swedish input (since it’s a Swedish con) !!!

I’ve started to sketch on:

LoK: Korra, Mako & Bolin

Homestuck: Alpha Children (Giveaways! NOT selling)

Portal: Chell

Avengers: maybeee, not sure yeeet

Final Fantasy: Lightning, Cloud … thinking of more

…

Any suggestion is appreciated!

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glubblub:

broadway-aradia:

me-iz-here:

slothbooty:

dragonsroar:

theloathsomerainbow:

arasia:

arasia:

this is a good site

what

Good

KJFDLS

oh

its true

yes

oh okay

;;;; Uhm /hides

meme4u:

http://memeblock.com/

This post wins tumblr.

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swedishfail:

vexarian:

subbuffylator:

rickz0r:

ktullanyx:

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adriofthedead:

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milettante:

dopernose:

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dumbthingswhitepplsay:

biyuti:

moniquill:

lavender-labia:

“Good morning New York. I’m sorry to bother you. I’m not hungry. I do not want food or money, I just need a little support. I got dumped last week and I’m trying to give her space but I can’t do nothing. If you have any words of advice for me, a quote that resonates with you or a story about second chances, please raise your hand and I’ll come to you. I have sharpie markers and I’ll stay as long as it takes.”

cuddlingisoptional:

I normally do not reblog this kind of shit, but for any dude that has ever been dumped, still in love and desperately tried to win her heart back, no matter the circumstance…this is legit shit. And do not give me that bullshit “dude, if she dumped you she obviously doesnt want to be with you, just get over it, you pathetic asshole”…First of all, fuck you. Second of all, fuck you.

Your comments are the epitome of rape culture and everything that is wrong with concept of friend-zoning. Fuck you. Like actually fuck you, you entitled piece of shit. Women owe you NOTHING. Women do know what they want, and if they dump you it IS because they don’t want to be with you. Stop perpetuating the sexist assumption that women don’t know their own mind. No means no, and any other interpretation is rape culture at work. You and your commentary can actually fuck off. 

As for the OP: I’m speechless. “I’m trying to give her space, but I’m walking around with her face on a sandwich board and I’m convincing everyone that she’s the horrible person here and I’m so unfairly victimised.” Cool story, bro. Tell me more about how you’re irresistible and why everyone should want to be with you.

This is the reddest of flags.

Dear girl on billboard: Change the locks, change your number, and stay safe.

I can’t believe how much this disgusts me. 

And even look at that pic… he is right smack in the centre. She is off to the side, face obscured, giving him a kiss… 

What self-entitled asshole. 

Disgusting entitlement aside:

IT’S RAPHAEL IN THE FLESH!!!!!!!!

DERPY GENERIC WHITE DUDE FACE AND CURLY HAIR AND ALL

hole up hole up hole up.

a) this is fucking creepy.

b) this is fucking creepy.

c) hide you kids, hide yo wife.

d) how is this even a grand romantic gesture? i’m creeped the fuck out. like what are you going to even do with this fucking thing? this guy looks like fucking mr. bean.

e) if you think this is romantic, please get lost in the woods. 

f) he looks like those “if i can’t have you, no one will!!!!” people. 

I hate this phrase, but what the actual fuck.

lol. He thinks life is a ‘romantic comedy’ and he’s Jason Biggs.

a) I thought this was Mark Zuckerberg at first

b) All guys like this should die in a fire

When the fuck did someone who’s heartbroken and still in love with the person who dumped them “rape culture” and systematic “entitlement.”

Are you for fucking real? Do you understand how emotions work?

Truthfully, the best thing this dude should do is move on and yes, his act is pretty embarrassing but you all need to take your heads out of your collective asses. The last thing I think when I look at some wiener on transit looking for support after breaking up with someone they loved is that “this guy will rape her and has reduced her to an object he feels entitled to.”

Haven’t you all been dumped by someone you truly cared about and done stupid INNOCENT things to convince them to come back before? Male and female? Fuck off, tumblr. You exist in some bubble universe that is separate from the real world.

I’ve had people I’ve dumped had their family threaten me. I know people who perpetuate myths that I’m a rapist behind my back for breaking up with people I no longer feel attracted to as a manner of getting back at me. There is a WHOLE fucking mess of shit this guy could’ve done that would warrant calls of abuse. Asking strangers for support and advice dealing with a breakup is the LAST thing I would consider abuse.

> Girl gets dumped, wants boyfriend back = romantic

> Boy gets dumped, wants girlfriend back = rapist

Tumblr are you serious.

Are you really serious.

A dude does something stupid, but still completely innocent, and it’s compared to rape.

There are dudes who make it their life’s goal to tear down their exs, or end up wallowing in depression, but instead we have this dude who makes an ass of himself albeit in a completely innocent and almost romantic way with hope that maybe he’ll be accepted again.  Notice how he’s not forcing anything on her.

Looks like people don’t understand the phrase “I’d do anything for you/I’d do anything to have you”.

Just goes to show sexism is a two way street and that people don’t know what the fuck qualifies as rape anymore, these are like the female equivalents of “nice guys.” adriofthedead honestly summed it up best.

I really hope none of y’all are in relationships, because god for-fucking-bid a man so much as have romantic interest in a woman who might not requite it, he clearly wants to rape her.

Oh Tumblr, you…

Just you…

tumblr wtf is wrong with you

Wait WHAT…? You can’t be serious…?

(Source: mendmyheart)

fastpuck:

coelasquid:

poupon:

It took me a while to get around to and I predict you guys are sick of seeing it already, but this will be the last time I post this, I PROMISE (other than a list of all possible characters). Now with all the characters you guys suggested in my last asky postathing!

TIP: The longer you let the tumbler cycle, the greater your chances are of getting a rare or unusual combination. Though let’s be frank, they’re all unusual.

Oh my god, the reaction faces in the middle are the best. John Marston made me laugh out loud for real. Also, Straight Pimpan;

WOW HOT

I can ship this.