DENMARK!!!

YES YEA GRATTIS!!!

degenezijde:


PRESENTATION
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degenezijde:

PRESENTATION

5 days ago · 265 notes · Reblog
#yes #perfect 

dduane:

Heh.  :) 

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1 month ago · 29,034 notes · Reblog
#yes #ahahaha 
hate-my-human:

secretcallgirl:

kokilax:

randomizeyourmind:

Rape has become endemic in South Africa, so a medical technician named Sonette Ehlers developed a product that immediately gathered national attention there. Ehlers had never forgotten a rape victim telling her forlornly, “If only I had teeth down there.”
Some time afterward, a man came into the hospital where Ehlers works in excruciating pain because his penis was stuck in his pants zipper.
Ehlers merged those images and came up with a product she called Rapex. It resembles a tube, with barbs inside. The woman inserts it like a tampon, with an applicator, and any man who tries to rape the woman impales himself on the barbs and must go to an emergency room to have the Rapex removed.
When critics complained that it was a medieval punishment, Ehlers replied tersely, “A medieval device for a medieval deed.” 
- Half the Sky, Nicholas Kristof

REBLOGGING THIS. x1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

A medieval device for a medieval deed - yes.

This is perfect

hate-my-human:

secretcallgirl:

kokilax:

randomizeyourmind:

Rape has become endemic in South Africa, so a medical technician named Sonette Ehlers developed a product that immediately gathered national attention there. Ehlers had never forgotten a rape victim telling her forlornly, “If only I had teeth down there.

Some time afterward, a man came into the hospital where Ehlers works in excruciating pain because his penis was stuck in his pants zipper.

Ehlers merged those images and came up with a product she called Rapex. It resembles a tube, with barbs inside. The woman inserts it like a tampon, with an applicator, and any man who tries to rape the woman impales himself on the barbs and must go to an emergency room to have the Rapex removed.

When critics complained that it was a medieval punishment, Ehlers replied tersely, “A medieval device for a medieval deed.” 

- Half the Sky, Nicholas Kristof

REBLOGGING THIS. x1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

A medieval device for a medieval deed - yes.

This is perfect

1 month ago · 116,500 notes · Reblog
#perfect #yes #haha #dodgeball 
quadsiclecar:

someone requested this be rebloggable sooooo
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quadsiclecar:

someone requested this be rebloggable sooooo

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6 months ago · 644 notes · Reblog
#YES #AHAHAAAA 
earlgreystash:

This is relevant to my interests. 
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earlgreystash:

This is relevant to my interests. 

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6 months ago · 148 notes · Reblog
#yes 
wolfstar-thunderfrost:

remivel:

This is my answer to the ‘do something productive during the maintenance’ challenge.

That is the most awesome thing I ever saw.

wolfstar-thunderfrost:

remivel:

This is my answer to the ‘do something productive during the maintenance’ challenge.

That is the most awesome thing I ever saw.

7 months ago · 46,210 notes · Reblog
#WAHAHA #YES 

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highlight the numbers, hit ctrl+f then type 9. the word that you see describes you! c:

7 months ago · 26,398 notes · Reblog
#lolol #yes #good 
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thebreadsullivanshow:

lindserton:



D—> PUT ME IN COACH
D—> COME ON I CAN DO IT
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thebreadsullivanshow:

lindserton:

D—> PUT ME IN COACH

D—> COME ON I CAN DO IT

499 plays | by ZUN

touhou-music:

Marisa Kirisame’s theme - Dance of Witches

Sex is not a goddamn performance.

Sex should feel as natural as drinking water.

It should not require confidence.

Sex should happen, because the moment is ripe.

Ripening lips, ripening labia, ripening cock, ripening pupils, ripening state of being. Ripe and augmented and brimming. Your energy goes to your pumping heart, then to every external nerve, then to theirs, on fire.

You bask, roll, play in it. You sigh, moan, laugh.

It’s not about being “good in bed.”

It’s about being happy.

One should never worry if they’re doing it “correctly.” Sex is not factual. I don’t want your cookie-cutter sex, I don’t want your meticulously crafted, calculated, fool-proof fuck. I don’t want a show. I want you. Let your instincts, urges and whims define that. It’s enough.

What do most girls like? Forget about it. Statistics are meaningless when there’s only one. Hello, here’s me. Here’s you.

Don’t worry about taking it too slow. We got time. We got infinite rhythms, combinations, possibilities. Explore each fuck. Take our time. We can do a different one later.

Don’t worry about making me come. I’m here. Right where I want to be.

I am overwhelmed by wanting; you don’t have to convince me. I want you because I like you. So don’t put on a front. Don’t taint this.

I’m frustrated—it’s just authenticity I want.

It’s originality.

It’s passion.

It’s joy.

Don’t say that something I like is ugly. Don’t compare yourself to the rest. You will live and die with and within your experiences like everyone else. If someone thinks you are amazing, they are not wrong. Their universe is as real as any other; it is forged through perception.

I don’t care if you accidentally slammed my head into the wall, if you slipped out, if my arm cracked, if the delightful pressure of your wet lips on my anything made a silly sound. There is no right way and no wrong way.

“Good in bed,” what.

You’re good in my bed. I’m pleased you’re there. I feel it suits you.

Shove your technique. Let your memory swallow it. Fuck me like you’d fuck me, fuck me like you feel.

This isn’t a test.

via skwyrtle from reddit. (via nikolaiolivier)